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Horrible Predictions: NFL and College Football ’12

Football season is here, and you know what that means – more horrible predictions from me!

Last year saw me predict a Boise State-Wisconsin BCS Title Game and a Jets-Eagles Super Bowl (though my RGIII Heisman prediction at least gives me something to brag about.)

So take the following picks to Vegas…and bet the exact opposite!

Bama will roll to its third title in four years.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

SEC: Alabama over Georgia

The real SEC title game again will be Bama vs. LSU.

Big 12: West Virginia

Most of the tough conference games are at home, including Oklahoma.

Big 10: Wisconsin over Michigan

I’m predicting a cake walk for Wisconsin in the regular season.

PAC 12: Oregon over USC

USC wins in the regular season, but Oregon gets its revenge in the title game.

ACC: Clemson over Virginia Tech

Clemson has a lot of offensive talent, and Florida State is way overrated.

Big East: Louisville

No one cares until Boise State arrives next year.

Heisman: Matt Barkley, USC

Most of the voters turn in their ballots before the USC QB loses at home to Oregon in the PAC 12 title game. Wisconsin’s Montee Ball finishes second.

Sugar: LSU over Oklahoma

Each team with one loss – LSU to Bama and Oklahoma to WV. Should be a classic.

Rose: Oregon over Michigan

Because the Rose Bowl always wants PAC 12 vs. Big 10, no matter the records it seems.

Fiesta: West Virginia over Louisville

Blowout City!

Orange: USC over Clemson

USC misses out on title game, then takes its frustrations out on Clemson.

BCS Title: Alabama over Wisconsin

LSU could potentially get here with one loss, but Wisconsin’s easy schedule gives them an undefeated record and puts them in the title game. Bama goes on to embarrass them for third title in four years.

“Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall should put the Bears into the Super Bowl.” – extreme homer Joshua Buckley

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

NFC East

1. NY Giants: Defending champs don’t slip up in regular season this year.

2. Dallas: Will challenge for division title, but injuries keep them in second.

3. Philadelphia: Speaking of injuries, Vick misses half the season and Eagles fall hard.

4. Washington: RGIII will make this a competitive team.

NFC North

1. Green Bay: That offense is just too good.

2. Chicago: I really want to pick the Bears to win the division, but I just can’t. Still be easily be top wild card.

3. Detroit: I see the Lions falling back to Earth a bit this year.

4. Minnesota: Christian Ponder is awful.

NFC South

1. Carolina: Cam Newton leads Panthers to top of division.

2. New Orleans: Coaching turmoil has an effect this year.

3. Atlanta: Offense puts up big numbers, but defense gives up points as well.

4. Tampa Bay: A year away, especially on defense.

NFC West

1. San Francisco: 49ers cruise again in the division.

2. Seattle: Will finish second, but probably still have sub-.500 record.

3. St. Louis: Rams still need receivers.

4. Arizona: With the first pick in the NFL Draft…

AFC East

1. New England: Easy pick.

2. Buffalo: That defense will be stout and result in a wild card berth.

3. NY Jets: I hate it, but Rex Ryan is probably gone after this year.

4. Miami: Horrible, horrible offense.

AFC North

1. Baltimore: One last hurrah for the Ravens defense.

2. Pittsburgh: Offensive line is still an issue, as is aging defense.

3. Cincinnati: See Detroit.

4. Cleveland: With the second pick in the NFL Draft…

AFC South

1. Houston: Piece of cake.

2. Indianapolis: Luck will lead Colts to wins in this crappy division.

3. Tennessee: See Christian Ponder.

4. Jacksonville: See Tennessee.

AFC West

1. Denver: Peyton’s back, but the defense is ultimately the difference.

2. San Diego: Another slow start, but they sneak into the playoffs.

3. Oakland: Carson Palmer won’t be as bad as people think.

4. Kansas City: Matt Cassel continues his regression.

NFC PLAYOFFS

Wild card: Chicago over Carolina, NY Giants over Dallas

Bears roll over Newton in his first playoff start. Giants beat Cowboys for third time in the season.

Divisional: NY Giants over Green Bay, Chicago over San Francisco

Giants expose the Packers’ flaws for second straight year. Bears get a late TD drive for upset on the road.

Conference: Chicago over NY Giants

It turns into a surprising shootout, but a late Eli interception puts Chicago in the Super Bowl.

AFC PLAYOFFS

Wild card: Baltimore over San Diego, Buffalo over Denver

Ravens crush the Chargers at home. Bills pull off surprising upset on road thanks to running game.

Divisional: New England over Buffalo, Houston over Baltimore

Both of these games turn into blowouts, setting up a rematch for a fun regular season match-up.

Conference: Houston over New England

What has been Brady’s kryptonite over the past few years? Defensive pressure. That’s what the Texans bring, and the running game keeps the game low scoring enough for an upset.

Super Bowl: Chicago 24, Houston 23

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a homer Super Bowl, courtesy of Joshua Buckley. I told you these were horrible predictions. This isn’t completely implausible, but even I admit this is a bit silly of a match-up to predict. Regardless, you will see me in New Orleans if this is the match-up.

Bear Down and Roll Damn Tide!

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About Joshua Buckley

I used to be a Sports Editor. Now I'm the Media Relations Manager at the Gulf Coast Regional Blood Center.

Discussion

3 thoughts on “Horrible Predictions: NFL and College Football ’12

  1. No MAC predictions???? I mean, a MAC school beat Penn State!!

    Posted by Jenna | September 2, 2012, 8:45 am
  2. Wisconsin….Wisconsin. Oh Buckley.

    Posted by Eric | September 9, 2012, 12:19 am

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